Monday, September 7, 2026
GOOD MORNING WARWICK. Welcome to the first of many fall-idays. Your kids went to school for less than a week and they're already back home, wondering who's going to whip up some Annie's mac n cheese for them, side-eyeing you like you personally invented the school calendar. If you don't have kids like me, today's the perfect day to sleep in, clean absolutely none of your garage, maybe even fire up the grill for a couple solo dogs at 11 AM like a man with nowhere to be and nothing to prove.
Aside from the lay-buh day banter, I wanted to update the masses that my publishing cadence will be changing a bit. Due to a new full-time role, busy weekends, and an abundance of football games that need viewing (all of them), I will be aiming to release each edition on Fridays instead of Mondays. Yeah. I know. The dozens of subscribers who told me Fridays would be better than Mondays were right. I admit it. Let the record show it in digital ink.
Life has gotten busy, but I do plan to continue writing, exploiting my wife's buying habits like a tabloid reporter with a badge, and finding ways to make my friends and family laugh to start their days. More soon.
Thanks for reading. Enjoy the holiday, and keep smiling!
